Friday, September 18, 2009

That make me feels real good!

I got another scam email pretending to want to help me out. It was called, "You are not alone... Someone still care." Nope, I didn't drop the plural in "cares." The author forgot it. Perhaps, she had a lot of other things on her mind when she wrote this. Then again, maybe she had nothing in her mind, no even decent grammar.

Dear Friend,

First, I want you to know that someone still care about people’s dire
need during hardship. Someone care to hear you and pray for you.
Someone out there wants you to live your dream and leave again even
though the road is rough and look like a predicament without remedy.

I was once in need when I first lost my husband and I feel the pain in
me when it seems my flood is running out of my veins. I know being in
need is like the world is coming to an end but a turning point that
you lack in such case is what I have brought to you with our company
that offers varieties of loan services and even employment opportunity
that is legal and crime-free.

If you deem us fit to give us a trial for the “change” you need in
life then do not hesitate to contact me.

Rev. Joan Rutledge.


Her "flood is running out of [her] veins?" That's gross! And imagine this, crime-free employment opportunities! Then again, that phrase "predicament without remedy" is pretty creative. Anyway, it really makes me feel better knowing I'm not alone (I wish she'd leave me alone) and that "someone still care" (but not for proper grammar).

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